Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Ass grazing

I've accidentally grazed my handbag off a woman's ass in Centra as she was bending down. She shot around in shock. I apologised.

We're now at the self service checkout and I can feel her eyes boring into me. If I smile and make eye contact I'm confirming her suspicions that I'm a pervert. If I ignore her I'm equally confirming my guilt.

There's no good way out of this 😒

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