Deb's Ditties

"Hello. May we chat? My name is Brad and I live in Idaho." "Hi Brad. You messaged me by mistake. I'm actually in Ir...

I don't understand how people are ok about using sewing machines??? How is that possible? I just pressed the foot pedal on a mini sewing...

My name is Darren and I'm an Aldi trolley. My father was a lawnmower, My Mum, she was a brolly. I work so feckin’ hard all day, I n...

It's a little meal A gooey mess A place to dip your toast. A yellow yolk Encased in white Two inches wide at most. You crack the shell I...

I downloaded a fatty app From Google, it was free. The lady inside the app Seemed nice and welcomed me. She asked about my height and weight...

Mindfulness - the act of focussing only on the present moment. It's good. It works. But not always. I can't hack it at all if I'...

Fare thee well old travel mug, You've been a loyal friend. I'm sorry that you met With such a nasty horrid end. I placed you ge...