Thursday, 18 August 2016

Putting the c**t in Cuntry

So I was late paying Country Clean Recycling. I rang them a few days later (week before last) and asked what the full amount outstanding was.
"34 euro" she says.
"Grand, I'll pay that in full."
I pay it with my card.
"Is that it now? I don't owe anymore and you'll collect my bin tomorrow?"
"Yep, that's it, you're all up to date now".
"Great"
I put the bin out last Monday night. They don't collect it. I ring them again.
"My account is paid in full and you didn't collect my rubbish last Tuesday".
"I'll check that now. Ah, you owe us another 28 euro."
"Why didn't you tell me that when I rang and asked you how much I needed to pay so that I was fully up to date?"
"Ah well we hadn't really processed the May amounts yet so it didn't show on our system."
"But it showed on your system enough for you to decide I owed you money and you won't collect my rubbish".
"That's right. We can't collect bins from people who owe us money."
"Hmmm, but see you said I didn't owe you a penny."
"And that was correct. You didn't owe us money. Not at that point. Well you did but it wasn't in our system"
"But you assured me my rubbish would be collected because I was paid up to date"
"Yes, but you weren't paid up to date"
"You just said I was paid up to date, according to your system"
"Yes that's correct"
"Yet you didn't collect my rubbish"
"No because you weren't paid up to date"

Country Clean. Putting the cunt in Cuntry since 2003.

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