Me: Hey Aisling I'm bored. I'll treat you to the cinema.
A: Cool. I'll check what's in.
Me: Minions. Enough said.
A: Nah. Something else.
Me: Aw why?
A: I'm 11 and a half now Mam. I'm not into kids movies much.
Me: But it's Minions. You know I like that stuff.
A: How about something that's not for kids, seeing as you're 46.
Me: Meanie.
A: Will I check and see if there's one of them romantic comedies in? You know the ones other women like? Normal women?
Me: No (on verge of sulk). I want The Minions.
A: *sigh* Okay. How about you buy me a milkshake in Eddie Rockets and I'll go to The Minions with you.
Me: Cool. Ask the waitress for crayons. I like colouring.
A: Oh God.
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