I heard Wizzard's classic Christmas song on the radio earlier, 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day'. I think that's a crazy idea and frankly I feel it's utterly irresponsible to promote such a thing. I'm starting to wonder if they've even thought this through? The logistics would be a friggin nightmare.
Turkey, ham, roast potatoes, gravy, trifle, selection boxes every day of the freakin' year? We'd all be dead in a month.
"You never came to see me Christmas Day Deb". "No I didn't Mam cause I was shopping for Christmas Day." "But today is Christmas Day". "And so is tomorrow Mam."
And who's gonna fund this 365 day tinsel, Brussels sprouts and mince pie marathon eh? Have you thought about that Wizzard, have you? It's all very well for you with your fat bag of music royalties but some of us have mortgages 😠.
And when exactly are people supposed to work?
And is he proposing a virgin birth every day of the year? Exactly how would our medical personnel cope with that? He seems blissfully unaware of the state of our already overstretched maternity services. And would all 365 children have the same 'Dad'? He's been a busy boy, the dirty bugger.
And do we wear Santa hats every day? Even in 25 degree July heat? Lice epidemic here we come 😡
Now Wizzard, come back to planet Earth and stop your nonsense.
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