The Lady in the App

I downloaded a fatty app
From Google, it was free.
The lady inside the app
Seemed nice and welcomed me.

She asked about my height and weight,
At first she seemed real caring.
But the more I clicked the pound plus sign ,
The more I felt her glaring.

She says I need to exercise
And tells me what to eat.
She says I can't have chocolate or cakes or an'thin sweet.

Sometimes I am scared of her
I yearn for her approval,
So I sorta make things up,
And I exaggerate my movements.

Today I logged a 5 mile run
'Well done!' app lady said.
In actual fact I lied to her,
Cause I am still in bed.

I logged a can of soy beans,
Said "I'd salad as a snack".
I 'forgot' to log the easter egg
I ate behind her back.

I think she is a bully,
She won't let me eat my fudge.
But I'm no longer scared of her
Who is she to judge?

She lives inside an android app
And thinks she knows it all,
I don't want her anymore,
So I've clicked uninstall!