I had a dream last night that I was on the street with all my Christmas decorations, trying to put them up into the attic. Dunno why I was outside with them.
Anyway David Hasselhoff came along, as he does. He asked why I was there with a Christmas tree and stuff. I said well it takes me ages to put the Christmas stuff away because my husband died around Christmas so I find it hard. He was really sweet and insisted on putting them all into the attic for me.
When he was finished I asked him out on a date and he said "what? A date? I only helped you cause your husband's dead, ya stupid bitch" 😪😞
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