My trusty faithful ol' shopping bag, Marge, has finally given up the ghost after 2 years of loyal service :( The Mr Muscle Drain Unblocker (100% extra free) proved just too daunting a task for her frail old body, bless her. She literally couldn't handle it.
So many people to thank. But first I need some time to mourn and reflect on the good times....... like that time I stopped off in Tesco to get picnic stuff and I had €1.00 left and the girl behind the counter said "you'll need a Tesco Bag for Life. That'll be €1.25 please" and I panicked but Marge popped up and said "oh I don't think so, put your money away love" and I filled her to the brim with tuna and lettuce and rolls and we laughed. Oh how we laughed.
Now my little mini Marge whose only job was to house big Marge is sitting here redundant, never to be used again unless I start buying Sylvanian Family size groceries. And my handbag, whose job it was to hold mini Marge who, in turn, held big Marge is looking a bit bereft too.
Marge... you fought the good fight, you finished the race. Gone but not forgotten.
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